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epicandrandom358:

If you scare yourself half to death twice do you die?

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bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S
SO
TEENY

bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S

SO

TEENY

(via unprime)

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tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

(Source: theclearlydope, via caseyhasthoughts)

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tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

(Source: theclearlydope, via caseyhasthoughts)

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nothingsrealbutallispossible:

ineedy0un0w:

mpaq:

prettybluescarf:

“The collapse of a shark tank at The Scientific Center in Kuwait. Share this because it’s probably the only time in your life you will see something like this.”

omg i love this

best thing ever omfg

Pretty damn amazing.

nothingsrealbutallispossible:

ineedy0un0w:

mpaq:

prettybluescarf:

“The collapse of a shark tank at The Scientific Center in Kuwait. Share this because it’s probably the only time in your life you will see something like this.”

omg i love this

best thing ever omfg

Pretty damn amazing.

(via caseyhasthoughts)

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dulect:

when you’re eating in front  of your crush

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vejiga:

vejiga:

(Source: welele, via pizza)

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5 HOUR ENERGY

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ijusthappentolikeboys:

veggieblt:

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I. HAVE. BEEN. WAITING. FOR. THIS. TO. BE. BACK. ON. MY. BLOG.

(via infinitecomplex)

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Maybe the truth is, there’s a little bit of loser in all of us. Being happy isn’t having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it’s about stringing together all the little things.

― Ann Brashares (via psych-quotes)

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winneganfake:

This needs to get spread a good bit more. 

(Source: pleasestopbeingsad, via hi)

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What question do you find most difficult to answer? For me it’s when people ask “what’s wrong” I feel speechless. I find what I’m feeling difficult to put into words. What about all of you?

milliondollarsugarx:

"Tell me about yourself". I still don’t know myself.

(Source: rupikaur)

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The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.

— Marcus Aurelius, Meditations  (via x-q-site)

(Source: observando, via milliondollarsugarx)

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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

(via exploringthestars)

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congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-



I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-

I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.

dear god, let it be enough

(Source: anarcho-gallifreyan, via pizza)

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altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: lunaey, via hi)

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